Red Nose Day jokes ![](/_site/data/files/users/5/images/11-03-21/6CE6939DD85144088CCA686F3776CE98.jpg)
Please see below some of the jokes that have been submitted from the children, thank you to all those children that took part. We also have jokes from our very own joker Mr Spong!
What did the onion call his son? A sonion - Dolcie - Sioux Class
Why did the horse cross the road? To see his neighbours – Isobel - Oak Class
Where do fish keep their money? In the river bank. – Thomas - Oak Class
What is a cow’s favourite active game? Go mmmoooooooodle – Ezra -Oak Class
Why is Cinderella not good at football? Because she runs away from the ball – Edith -Oak
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? A stick - Harris - Daffodil
Why did the boy eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake - Jack E - Navajo
What did the cake say to the knife? Do you want a piece of me!
Mr Spong's jokes
I went to the bakers and asked ‘Why are all your cakes 50p but this one is £2?’ He replied... That’s madeira cake
In the old days, excessive use of commas was considered to be a serious crime. It usually resulted in a long sentence.
What do you call a magician who loses his magic? Ian.
Insomnia is terrible. But on the plus side... Only three more sleeps till Christmas.
How did the computer eat its supper? In megabytes.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine...
What do you call a polar bear in the jungle? Lost.